My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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