READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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