Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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