I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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