I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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