: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Randomize
