More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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