butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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