he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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