the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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