YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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