Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
you never un-have a 4some
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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