Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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