We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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