How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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