just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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