If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize