Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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