Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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