I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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