I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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