The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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