So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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