do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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