Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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