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My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass

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(318): View more from Louisiana

would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.

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That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.

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(727): View more from Florida

What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked

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All of it

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.

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(347): View more from New York

If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home

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(630): View more from Illinois

The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.

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