it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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