Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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