I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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