is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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