I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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