But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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