How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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