The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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