Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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