Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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