Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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