didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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