I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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