We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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