That's intense
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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