Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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