i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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