and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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