Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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