Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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