So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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