I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
