Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
