Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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