i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You took a bar mat shot.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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