i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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