Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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