Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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