belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We need to feng shui this bitch.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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